Hello Paul plus Ban New Member Thread

[NewMember]

Thank you patches206. I am looking forward to it.

[TLittle]

Thank you patches206. I am looking forward to it.

Becareful what you ask for patches... new member expects 

[duroc825]

Hey Newmember! 
STFU! You whining sniveling little POS! 
I will be there Saturday night and all day Sunday and I will be looking for you to finally shut YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH once and for all!  That is if Paul let's you pull your head out of his rear end and stop cleaning portolets with your tooth brush! 
I'm comin for you PUNK! 

[Paul_S]

Holy crap....just saw this on the news this morning:

A Live Oak man was taken to the hospital late Thursday night from injuries received when he fell out of the bed of a pickup truck that was carrying a mattress and bags of garbage Thursday night in Suwannee County.

NewMember, 33, was injured, according to a Florida Highway Patrol media release.

The accident occurred about 10 p.m. on Hogan Road about a half-mile south of County Road 136.

Lawrence Jones , 29, of Live Oak, was driving a 1981 Chevrolet pickup south on Hogan Road at a high rate of speed with an unsecured mattress and sacks of trash in the bed of the truck. NewMember was riding on top of the mattress to hold it down.

The mattress shifted, causing both it and NewMember to fly out, according to the FHP. The release said NewMember received several injuries and was admitted to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida at 11:40 p.m. Thursday. It is thought alcohol may have been involved.

Charges are pending the outcome of the investigation.

[Turboderf]

Hey Newmember! 
STFU! You whining sniveling little POS! 
I will be there Saturday night and all day Sunday and I will be looking for you to finally shut YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH once and for all!  That is if Paul let's you pull your head out of his rear end and stop cleaning portolets with your tooth brush! 
I'm comin for you PUNK! 

Looks like New Member Will not be able to make it to the plex

[96cobra10101]

Holy crap....just saw this on the news this morning:

A Live Oak man was taken to the hospital late Thursday night from injuries received when he fell out of the bed of a pickup truck that was carrying a mattress and bags of garbage Thursday night in Suwannee County.

NewMember, 33, was injured, according to a Florida Highway Patrol media release.

The accident occurred about 10 p.m. on Hogan Road about a half-mile south of County Road 136.

Lawrence Jones , 29, of Live Oak, was driving a 1981 Chevrolet pickup south on Hogan Road at a high rate of speed with an unsecured mattress and sacks of trash in the bed of the truck. NewMember was riding on top of the mattress to hold it down.

The mattress shifted, causing both it and NewMember to fly out, according to the FHP. The release said NewMember received several injuries and was admitted to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida at 11:40 p.m. Thursday. It is thought alcohol may have been involved.

Charges are pending the outcome of the investigation.

So let get this straight. He was moving his furniture and fell out of the moving van?

[TLittle]

Holy crap....just saw this on the news this morning:

A Live Oak man was taken to the hospital late Thursday night from injuries received when he fell out of the bed of a pickup truck that was carrying a mattress and bags of garbage Thursday night in Suwannee County.

NewMember, 33, was injured, according to a Florida Highway Patrol media release.

The accident occurred about 10 p.m. on Hogan Road about a half-mile south of County Road 136.

Lawrence Jones , 29, of Live Oak, was driving a 1981 Chevrolet pickup south on Hogan Road at a high rate of speed with an unsecured mattress and sacks of trash in the bed of the truck. NewMember was riding on top of the mattress to hold it down.
The mattress shifted, causing both it and NewMember to fly out, according to the FHP. The release said NewMember received several injuries and was admitted to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida at 11:40 p.m. Thursday. It is thought alcohol may have been involved.

Charges are pending the outcome of the investigation.

Why does this not surprise me, after all he is about as smart as a possum standing on the highway

[rzr ridr]

Well dang I hope he's ok!!!

[patches206]

Newmember get well!

[TLittle]

new member don't forget to get your suppository every night, and I'm sure you love that catheter

[duroc825]

Holy crap....just saw this on the news this morning:

A Live Oak man was taken to the hospital late Thursday night from injuries received when he fell out of the bed of a pickup truck that was carrying a mattress and bags of garbage Thursday night in Suwannee County.

NewMember, 33, was injured, according to a Florida Highway Patrol media release.

The accident occurred about 10 p.m. on Hogan Road about a half-mile south of County Road 136.

Lawrence Jones , 29, of Live Oak, was driving a 1981 Chevrolet pickup south on Hogan Road at a high rate of speed with an unsecured mattress and sacks of trash in the bed of the truck. NewMember was riding on top of the mattress to hold it down.
The mattress shifted, causing both it and NewMember to fly out, according to the FHP. The release said NewMember received several injuries and was admitted to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida at 11:40 p.m. Thursday. It is thought alcohol may have been involved.

Charges are pending the outcome of the investigation.

Why does this not surprise me, after all he is about as smart as a possum standing on the highway

  Or at least stupid enough to jumo out of a moving vehicle to have a good reason to be a no show! 

[Paul_S]

I talked to Member and he was released from Shands this morning and he has a broken collar bone , a concussion , numerous stitches and a ruptured testicle. It also was all Lawrence`s fault because he was all beered up and driving real crazy. He says he's sorry he did not make it to the plex for the ride because he really wanted to ride and have a beer with all his new friends and he had asked if TLittle showed up because he's still going to to hit him in the mouth with his huge fist as hard as he can !!!

Obviously I told him Tittle Id@'d out.

[rzr ridr]

So now he has the biggest gonads at the plex

[Turboderf]

I guess he will not choking anyone for a while      karma will  get you brother

[patches206]

Lawrence get well soon!

[Paul_S]

Lawrence get well soon!

Lawrence is fine, Member was on a mattress in the bed of Lawrences truck.

[rzr ridr]

Get well soon new im ready to spank dat azz on the track

[TLittle]

I talked to Member and he was released from Shands this morning and he has a broken collar bone , a concussion , numerous stitches and a ruptured testicle. It also was all Lawrence`s fault because he was all beered up and driving real crazy. He says he's sorry he did not make it to the plex for the ride because he really wanted to ride and have a beer with all his new friends and he had asked if TLittle showed up because he's still going to to hit him in the mouth with his huge fist as hard as he can !!!

Obviously I told him Tittle Id@'d out.

no no no, I never said I was going to make it there, so I didn't Id@ out....

we'll see what his excuse is come mayhen, cause I will be there for that....

ruptured testical...lol, I can hear him now in his high piched Michael Jackson voice "I'm going to choke you with these huge arms TLittle" BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[patches206]

Tlittle I know you have history with the Newmember but can you give a man a break when he is down and out. 

[NewMember]

Hi Paul. Thank you for stopping by to see me. That was very nice of you. And thank you to all the nice people that wished me well. I am still very sore but I will be up and going in no time. As for you smart mouth people that said bad things you can all got TO HELL !!! And I laughed when Paul told me TLittle did not show up. I knew he would not if he could not find several men to back up his fat stupid mouth. But I am sure he will tell some kind of lie for why he was not there. If I where you TLittle I would just keep my fat mouth shut in the future so you do not end up getting hurt real bad. 

[patches206]

Glad to see you are okay Newmember, wellcome back.

[TLittle]

sorry people, I have nothing to say that can top a ruptured testicle
 

[TLittle]

every time I read members posts I will hear them in my head as micheal Jackson voice, and that just makes them 10x funnier

[NewMember]

You need to learn to keep your stupid fat mouth shut TLittle if you want to keep your teeth. My good friend Paul asked me not to beat you up so if you keep your mouth shut I will not hurt you. But if you keep picking on me you will get to see what it is like to pass out because you can not use your wind pipe !!!  

[patches206]

Newmember glad to see you are feeling like yourself and making threats.    Relax, this anger in unhealthy.